May 2013
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Send me a url and i'll talk about them.
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pringerx:
why doesn’t anyone ever talk about
laharl x his hair otp forever
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eredar:
the-underground-hufflepuff:
Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”
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twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
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sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
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Your first impression of me? (Anonymous or not)
pekotan:
ned’s declassified super high school level survival guide
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biyomon:
my cosplay plans are all kind of out the window and i have literally two days to throw something together
anyone got an ideas
i think i might get a yellow shirt and do some odds and ends and put my pikachu hat on with some makeup for my cheeks and nose?? but i am not sure
what if i went as a closet cosplay of dave strider and just had some help styling my hair and threw some aviators...
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dontwinfriendswithsalad:
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
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hokeyfright:
it’s called the xbox one because it’s been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said i’m angry five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me three days since the living room i realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you
notsufferingfrominsanity:
beartier:
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
actual photo of hitler
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my cosplay plans are all kind of out the window and i have literally two days to throw something together
anyone got an ideas
i think i might get a yellow shirt and do some odds and ends and put my pikachu hat on with some makeup for my cheeks and nose?? but i am not sure
what if i went as a closet cosplay of dave strider and just had some help styling my hair and threw some aviators on with my...
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
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i-like-pigeons:
Things that I write:
Sins
Things that I don’t write:
Tragedies
Things people haven’t heard of
Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
This Place
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oh btw im home
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Send me an emoticon ~(˘▾˘~)
misjudgments:
(✿◠‿◠) — you’re cute
(◡‿◡✿) — you make me happy
\ (•◡•) / — i like your blog
(¬‿¬) — can i touch you
ƪ(♥ε♥)ʃ — can i marry you
(╥﹏╥) — i wish we talked
(っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ — i wanna hug you
凸(¬‿¬) — i hate you but i love you
ಠ_ಠ — i don’t like you/your blog
(ノ °益°)ノ 彡 ┻━┻ — i wanna kick you in the nuts
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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kittykura28:
That time when someone you hate but for some reason is popular gets hurt and everyone’s like:
but you’re just like:
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so just in case anyone is curious about my weekend family shenanigans, you can follow me on twitter or add my side facebook account to talk to me cuz i wont be able to get on tumblr
blows kisses
frenchsfries:
things to look forward to in the summer
shirtless boy
sHirTlEsS bOys
sHIRTLESS BOYFS
SHIRTELSL EBOYS
no school
reblog if you would be sad if i killed myself
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