I'm the Coolest

Sep 01

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: That plastic bag in your home that is filled with other plastic bags 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: That plastic bag in your home that is filled with other plastic bags 

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via thepedanticpessimist)

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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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(via mochimon)

i generally have the urge to change my url but at the same time i dont ever want to stop being known as tumblr user biyomon u feel me

callmeoutis:

the thing about shadow the hedgehog is that they tried so hard to make him cool that he was the uncoolest thing ever but he’s so uncool that he looped back around to being kind of cool again they failed so hard that they succeeded

(via yancybecket)

basedhylia:

how can anime characters easily bite themselves hard enough to break skin and make a cool blood splattering effect out of it i tried this once after watching naruto and screamed and cried

(Source: kilometersprower, via pyschadelicbubbles)

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via kingsukamon)